Hey everyone! I'm Liz. I am a huge fan of Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, and the likes.
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sexspose:

when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once

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asheykat:

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

In our zombie laser hunt (thats essentailly what it is here) when we go through as actors for the first time they tell us to keep a distance. They say because while the people going through are told so as well sometimes you’re behind someone, scare them, and they swing around and accidentally clock you with their guns. This is natural fear response. Whats above? Thats people being assholes and abusing actors. Stop it. No, we’re not fake. Yes, we’re actually people. And yes, we do feel pain when you kick or shove or hit us. We enjoy what we do, but the less bruises the better. We’re already gonna have enough from running around and throwing ourselves on the ground to play dead for you.

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accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

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darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

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gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

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jaigepenkins:

searching-for-nirvana:

I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.

Forever reblog.

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"...our people are the most individual – some might even call them eccentrics. But geniuses are often out of step with ordinary folk."

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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dlubes:

this is all i could think of while watching the 50 shades of grey trailer

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