When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god
This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read
I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.